♪ Teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪
♪ heroes in a half shell, turtle power ♪
♪ they're the world's most fearsome fighting team ♪
We're really hip.
♪ They're heroes in the half shell ♪
♪ and they're green ♪
Hey, get a grip.
♪ When the evil shredder attacks ♪
♪ these turtle boys don't cut him no slack ♪
♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪
♪ splinter taught them to be ninja teens ♪
He's a radical rat.
♪ Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines ♪
That's a fact, Jack.
♪ Raphael is cool but rude ♪
Gimme a break.
♪ Michelangelo is a party dude ♪ party!
♪ Teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪
♪ heroes in a half shell, turtle power ♪
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I have the distinct feeling shredder and krang
won't be bothering us anymore.
Better yet, that's the last we'll see of the technodrome.
Yeah, it's ciao for now for those bogus buds.
What was that?!
The technodrome!
Put the pedal to the metal, dudette!
You don't have to ask me twice!
SHREDDER: Those wretched reptiles!
I'll finish them this time.
You may take the credit,
but it'll be my technodrome that does it for you.
Let's not quibble about details, krang.
The important thing is, the turtles will be no more.
Prepare missile launchers!
Oh, no! Shredder's bringing out the Gonzo guns!
Head for the hills!
[TIRES SCREECHING]
I'll reduce them to atoms!
[SHOUTING]
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Drink blazing electric destruction, turtles.
Enough! You've had your fun.
Besides, you're mixing your metaphors.
Krang, you're such a wet blanket.
Ooh, can I have a shot at them, boss?
It ain't nice to kick them when they're down.
Yuh-huh. That's the best time.
[TURTLES GRUNTING]
You know, I get the distinct feeling
shredder is ticked off at us.
Really? Nah.
We've got to find out what krang and shredder are up to.
This time we'll need all the help we can get.
We'll have to go back and get master splinter.
Then you better help me dig out the news van.
It's a long walk back to the city.
[HORNS HONKING]
Hey, what's going on here?
I got to get to my job!
You want to explain it to that thing?
Ahh!
Oh, boy, is that gonna raise our highway taxes!
Master splinter, we need your help.
The techno--
I know. The technodrome has surfaced
and is rolling over anything in its path.
Wow! How did you know that, master?
Did it come to you in a vision?
Did you have a mystical revelation while meditating?
No. I saw it on the 5:00 news.
TV: The entire nation is in a panic
as the huge battle machine known as the technodrome
rolls over everything in its path.
Oh, it's Vernon!
Wait till I get my hands on him!
Stealing my story!
Boy, I hate to say it,
but this time he really might conquer the world.
Vernon? No way!
He just wants to be an anchorman.
I was talking about krang!
The time has come for the final confrontation
with our ancient enemy.
But, master, how are we gonna do it?
We'll never stop shredder
as long as he's inside the technodrome.
That thing is humongous!
You forget the way of the foot clan, my son.
The size of your opponent does not matter.
His own evil will be his undoing.
That makes sense.
Now, let us finish this fight
once and for all.
I don't understand. Why are we heading west?
There's nothing out here.
I want to do some damage!
I want to destroy something!
Me, too, boss.
I want to destroy something!
Ow! Ow!
You nearly destroyed my foot,
you honking hornhead!
Stop that blasted squabbling.
My plan is to have this entire planet
under our control by nightfall.
But it will require massive amounts of power,
and I know just where to get it.
I don't get it. They're headed west.
Why do you suppose that is?
Maybe the dudes want to buy a dude ranch. Ha ha.
Look! There it is!
It's heading for mount rushmore.
So, that's their plan, huh?
They want to put krang's face up there
and scare the country into submission.
We'll have to get ahead of it.
Look! They aren't going to mount rushmore.
They're after that!
What is it?
It's the rushmore power antenna.
It can draw electricity from anywhere on earth,
without the use of wires.
What do krang and shredder want with that much power?
A quarter says it's not to roast marshmallows.
[SHOUTING AND SCREAMING]
No, no. Turn back.
It's heading this way.
But we've got to get in there.
Are you crazy?
It'll crush this place flat.
Whaa?
4 giant turtles and one giant rat
driving an r.V.?
I guess I'm the one who's crazy.
That way-- to the power turbines!
So, like, what do we do now?
I have a plan.
Oh, yeah? Well, you've got about 10--
9 seconds to pull it off.
Whoa!
It's turning into a daddy-longlegs drome.
Here it comes!
Dudes, I think it's time we make turtle tracks!
Good idea, but where?
Well, I hear the Caribbean
is pretty nice this time of year.
What a way to go!
Pretty ironic, huh?
For this I broke a dental appointment.
Look out!
They're stealing the power antenna!
That's what they think. Come on!
Oh, oh, I get it.
You'll put on that silly-looking suit
and embarrass them away.
Wrong. I'm going to plug this cable
into the main generator
and give shredder and krang
the biggest hotfoot in history.
Now! Plug in those power cables!
Hurry, you klutzes!
Don't you know excellence cannot be rushed?
Main power output-- just what we need.
Stand clear, everyone.
I'm going to zap the technodrome circuits
from here to helsinki.
Now, to draw in all the energy
of this entire wretched planet!
Little David is about to bring down goliath.
Huh?
The current's shut off.
Boy, what a waste of a heroic line.
What happened?
We're too late.
They're already drawing in power.
With the energy antenna.
With that antenna,
they'll suck the earth completely dry
of all energy.
It is vital that we stop them,
whatever it takes.
[ROAR]
Quickly, this way, my students.
We must shut down that power antenna.
I don't believe it.
Those wretched shellbacks--
they're still alive!
And splinter is with them.
I'll destroy him with my bare hands
and crush those turtles into pulp!
I've waited a long time for this.
No, shredder.
I need you with me
to guide the technodrome.
But I want to destroy the turtles!
Not now.
We still have a world to conquer.
I'll dispense with them from here.
Oh! Oh!
If I don't get to smash something
I'll go crazy!
Keep climbing, turtles.
We're almost there.
Now I know how king Kong must have felt.
Look out! An eyeball missile!
They wouldn't dare fire at us.
They'd blow half the hull off.
Right. They're going to blast mount rushmore!
Why, those unpatriotic cheeseballs!
We've gotta stop 'em.
Quick, get the missile off the launcher!
Ally...Oops!
Help!
Whoa!
Our weight should throw it off course.
It's working!
Cowabunga!
Do those guys remind you of someone?
We did it!
We saved the monument!
Now we'd better save ourselves.
Whoaaa!
Jump for it!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
I don't believe it.
We made it!
As the monstrous machine approaches the city,
a mysterious force is drawing
all electrical energy
from the city's power sources.
Thousands are fleeing the city.
April, where in blazes have you been?
I've been getting your story.
Among the missing
is our own second-string reporter
April O'Neill...
Second-string reporter?
Who is probably cowering in some air raid shelter.
Oh--oh!
This is April O'Neill.
This humongous sphere is the one that's stealing
our electrical energy.
[SHOUTING]
Ohh! Uh-oh!
Oh, nuts!
The technodrome's headed back toward the city.
We've got to stop it.
You know, dudes,
I have this funny feeling
that we're missing something.
What, did you lose your keys while we were riding that missile?
Oh, no. They're right here.
Yeah. I think all this stress is really getting to you.
No, I agree.
It feels like something is missing.
Hey, we got our weapons, our gear.
What could be missing?
Yeah. Remember what splinter said...
Splinter! Splinter!
He's still with the technodrome!
Michelangelo, burn rubber!
I must find a way
to shut down that power antenna.
I only hope the turtles are all right.
There it is!
It's headed for the world trade building.
Now to put all this energy to a bad use!
Prepare to open the dimensional portal.
Look!
Holy guacamole!
Krang's using the city's tallest skyscraper
as a giant energy transmitter.
He's created a super-size
dimensional portal.
That looks like dimension x!
And we're headed right for the portal.
The earth is on its way to dimension x!
The earth is headed for that dimensional portal!
The whole planet's on a one-way trip
to dimension x!
We've got to stop this.
Either that or look for a book titled
dimension x on a dollar a day.
Fire!
Cease firing.
They've got some kind of protective force field.
Our shells just bounce off it.
Gentlemen, I'm afraid the earth is doomed.
Donatello, I hope you have
some incredibly brilliant last-minute plan
to save the universe.
Why is it always me?
'Cause you're the brainiac of this outfit.
Wait a minute.
Come to think of it,
that thing does give me an idea.
I know how to get rid of the technodrome
once and for all.
Michelangelo, you and Leonardo
get into the technodrome
and rescue master splinter.
Raphael, you and I
are going to buy some army surplus.
I hope they take amphibian express.
We'll have to get under the technodrome
to get past the force field.
Hey, dude, no problemo.
So, splinter,
you came to shut down the portal, huh?
Well, you're too late.
It's on automatic.
The portal will remain open until we pass through it.
Today we'll see my ultimate triumph.
The earth will be conquered,
and you will perish by my own hand!
Yee-ah!
Are you sure we're under the technodrome?
Sure I'm sure! Come on.
But how are we gonna find a way inside?
Hmm.
That hatch marked "entrance"
might be a good place to start.
General, we need your help.
[GASP] Who in blazes are you?
Don't you watch TV?
We can stop this menace,
but we need one of your weapons.
Those weapons are for army use only.
Besides, you're... Turtles.
Evacuate the area,
and I mean now!
All right, hey, hey,
don't get your metals in a bunch.
Raphael, we're gonna have to borrow that missile launcher.
But you said we'd need army surplus.
That's brand-new.
Well, it'll be surplus when we're through with it.
Oh, I'm getting calluses from opening all these doors.
We've got to keep searching.
Bebop! Rocksteady!
[SNORT] It's payback time.
Yeah. We're getting even
for all them times you creamed us.
Right. I remember the time in that paint factory
we got you dudes good.
Oh, yeah? What'd you do?
We did this.
Aah!
Hey--ha ha-- I remember that.
Yeah, and my personal favorite time with you guys
was at that amusement park,
when I did this.
Yeow!
Oh, yeah. It's all coming back to me.
Boy, thanks for the memory.
So long, compadres. Gotta split.
Uh, I think on our stroll down memory Lane,
we stepped in a pothole.
I have enjoyed toying with you,
you wretched rodent!
But now it's time to finish you.
Rahr!
It is you who are finished, shredder.
Unh!
[GRUNTING]
What?! My sword?!
Yaaahh!
Aah!
Move it, Raphael.
Those turtles are stealing the launcher!
Stop them!
Take the Cannon. I'll drive.
We're gonna need an exit.
One exit coming up!
Aah! Aah!
Blast it! We lost them.
Should we go after them, general?
No! I refuse to report
that my men are chasing 2 turtles through a sewer.
General drag, is your fleet ready?
We are ready, lord krang.
The entire armada of starfighters
is ready to attack earth
the moment it comes through the portal.
This game has gone on long enough.
Aah!
Now, rodent, meet your doom!
Aah!
Unh!
As the new ruler on earth,
this will be my first royal extermination!
How about a royal flush, tin grin?
Aaaah!
We must hurry, master splinter.
We cannot leave this place too soon for me.
Aah!
Oh, yuck!
Oh, those accursed turtles!
I'll make them pay for this,
along with the bill for my dry cleaning.
I just hope Donatello's had time
to work up his plan.
Remember what I said, my students.
Shredder's own evil
has already doomed him to fail.
Give me those controls.
My, but aren't we getting pushy.
The turtles and splinter are getting away!
I must destroy them.
Don't waste your time.
In 5 more minutes,
this planet will be entering dimension x.
My space fleet can blast
this entire city to atoms.
I must destroy them!
They must pay for humiliating me.
Shredder, you're packing an attitude.
We must hurry.
Shredder has spotted us.
Run!
I'm boogie-ing, bud!
Whoa, hold it, Donatello!
We can't blast those water pipes.
We'll be swept out into the river.
Are we under the technodrome?
No, but we're close.
Hey, guys, any chance you could get the technodrome
to follow you to Times Square?
I'd say there's a fairly good chance!
Ok, Raphael,
prepare the bird for flight.
Roger, wilco.
I love that military lingo.
Whatever happens, my students,
do not move until I say so.
Farewell, accursed enemy.
MASTER SPLINTER: Remember, stand your ground.
Now!
What's happening?
We're being carried off by a missile!
Shredder, what have you done?!
It's coming through. Open fire!
Stop, you fools. It's us!
Hold your fire!
Aah!
No technodrome, no portal,
no nothing!
And worst of all,
we're stuck here in dimension x!
It could be worse.
We might have wound up in dimension z.
Come here.
Oh! Aah!
[CHEERING]
Well, this time I really think
we've seen the last of old shred-head.
You were right, master.
His evil really was his own undoing.
And your virtue enabled you to defeat him.
That's right! And we mustn't be any less vigilant
just because he's gone.
You said it.
We ninjas are always on the job.
Of course, even ninjas deserve a reward now and then.
Righteous notion, dude.
I think I'll have my reward smothered with pepperoni
and hot fudge.
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